Quotes From "We Are Pirates" By Daniel Handler

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I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked, " Errol said with a snort. Daniel Handler
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Phil Needle stood in the parking lot, suddenly grasping that this was so, that nothing is lost in a world utterly mapped, that nothing is rogue with everything cross-pollinated, as the shouts on the beach lured him across the street to the sand. Daniel Handler