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Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving.Unknown
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My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.Chelsea Handler
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My panties were still on but he didn’t let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing my sex, making low, growling noises in his throat like a big cat purring with pleasure while it devoured its prey.Emme Rollins
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Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.Roman Payne
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Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.Allen Ginsberg
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You women have more holes than swiss cheese.Charles Bukowski
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Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.Barbara Bush
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I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.' Oh, Rae. Who hasn'tAnne Lamott
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Nowadays, you can do anything that you want–anal, oral, fisting–but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.Unknown
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Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence! ! ! ! ! )Eugene Mirman
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He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned over him as he sprawled there.“‘ How about my present?’ she demanded, half wheedling, half menacing.“ Never mind that now. To work! Come here. Not a bad mouth. Come here. Come closer. Ah! “No. No use. Impossible. The will but not the way. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Try again. No. The booze, it must be. See Macbeth. One last try. No, no use. Not this evening, I’m afraid.“ All right, Dora, don’t you worry. You’ll get your two quid all right. We aren’t paying by results.“ He made a clumsy gesture. ‘Here, give us that bottle. That bottle off the dressing-table.’“ Dora brought it. Ah, that’s better. That at least doesn’t fail. .George Orwell
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I think the last thing you should do to someone willing to put your penis in their mouth is give them criticism.S.A. Tawks
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Tristan looked at me with pleading eyes, as though he could forget for one moment how I was programmed to respond to him–how even now upon hearing his confession, I wanted nothing more than to suck his beautiful cock to fulfillment, to straddle him right here on the edge of this roof, to let him fuck every orifice he’d created on my body. I fought back the feelings of lust, wondering if I’d ever truly be myself again, if I’d ever be free of the programming.A. Violet End
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Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus...Roberto Hogue
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A sixty - eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won't return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one.Lisa Kleypas
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As a woman still, without the right kind of mouth, my tongue’s of no use.Kristen Henderson
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She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him." Let me suck you off, " she said. "Please.Olivia Cunning
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His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.Chuck Palahniuk
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She leaned into me, and I could feel her hot breath against my ear. 'I want you to eat me, ' she whispered. 'I want you to eat me like you’re an angry Alaskan grizzly and I’m Timothy Treadwell.Unknown
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She lifted me back into the seat with a wicked grin, and breathed, 'Just don’t stop talking. Whatever you do, just don’t stop talking, ' and swallowed my manhood. I scrambled desperately through the darkened corners of my memory until I couldn’t take it anymore. I grabbed her by the hair and said, 'Now bend over, and I’ll do to you what the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries wants to keep the Federal government from doing to the state of Alaska. .Unknown