Quotes From "Undead And Unpopular" By MaryJanice Davidson

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Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed. MaryJanice Davidson
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You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am."" Sit up. Arf, " I teased." What about her?" Jessica cried, pointing in my general direction. "She's more in need of an etiquette lesson than I am."" Yeah, " I said, "but I'm the Queen. With a capital fucking Q. Hey, you're looking me in the eyes for too long! Eric, make her stop! . MaryJanice Davidson
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I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did. MaryJanice Davidson