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It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.Roald Dahl
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Down vith children! Do them in! Boil their bones and fry their skin! Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them! Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them! Offer chocs vith magic powder! Say “Eat up! ” then say it louder. Crrram them full of sticky eats, Send them home still guzzling sveets. And in the morning little fools Go marching off to separate schools. A girl feels sick and goes all pale. She yells, “Hey look! I've grrrown a tail! ” A boy who's standing next to her Screams, “Help! I think I'm grrrowing fur! ” Another shouts, “Vee look like frrreaks! There's viskers growing on our cheeks! ” A boy who vos extremely tall Cries out, “Vot's wrong? I'm grrrowing small! ” Four tiny legs begin to sprrrout From everybody rrround about. And all at vunce, all in a trrrice, There are no children! Only MICE! .Roald Dahl
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Children should never have baths, ’ my grandmother said. ‘It's a dangerous habit.’‘ I agree, Grandmamma.Roald Dahl
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It is most unlikely. But--here comes the big "but"--not impossible.Roald Dahl
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My darling, " she said at last, are you sure you don't mind being a mouse for the rest of your life?"" I don't mind at all" I said. It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like as long as somebody loves you.Roald Dahl