Quotes From "The Wedding Contract" By H.M. Ward

1
Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity. H.M. Ward
2
I wanted to hate you, but I just couldn't. H.M. Ward
3
Sometimes things don't work out and the reason has nothing to do with you, or how good you are. H.M. Ward
4
You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. H.M. Ward