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I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an effort to grow some killer weedDrew Hayes
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Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.Drew Hayes
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You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.Drew Hayes
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Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back the freedom he had previously gambled away. The fourth member of our group, a government agent and my girlfriend named Krystal, was out of town for work this week, thus I was conducting my first weekly scrabble tournament with just the three of us. Which leaves only me to be accounted for in the explanation. My name. which I hope you know by now. is Frederick Frankford Fletcher and I am a vampire, though still not the type that inspires swooning or terror. .Drew Hayes
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Look, I’ll tell you what I do, but you won’t believe me.” … “Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is somewhat more receptive than it might normally be.” “ Well then, here’s the deal, ” Krystal said as she sat down next to me. “Everything you think you know about monsters is a lie. Ghouls, ghosts, werewolves and more are real and hiding out behind the scenes in our world. Officially, they are known as parahumans. .Drew Hayes
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Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?, ” I asked, dumbfounded.Drew Hayes