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The anthropologists got it wrong when they named our species Homo sapiens ('wise man'). In any case it's an arrogant and bigheaded thing to say, wisdom being one of our least evident features. In reality, we are Pan narrans, the storytelling chimpanzee.Terry Pratchett
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There are some laws that are coded into the very nature of the universe, and one is: There Is Never Enough Shelf Space.Terry Pratchett