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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.Eoin Colfer
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Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?Eoin Colfer
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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?Eoin Colfer
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How did that go” [Butler] asked. “Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age.”“ Fabulous, ” said Artemis, his voice dripping with sarcasm. “We’re planning a June wedding.Eoin Colfer