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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.Terry Pratchett
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Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.Terry Pratchett
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To be frank, I find religion rather offensive.Terry Pratchett
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To tell you the truth, I'm something of an atheist.Terry Pratchett
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I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment.Terry Pratchett
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As far as he could see, the drawings were simply alive. They might be colored earth on rock, but they were as alive as the kangaroo that'd just hopped away.Terry Pratchett
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Unseen University was much bigger on the inside. Thousands of years as the leading establishment of practical magic in a world where dimensions were largely a matter of chance in any case had left it bulging in places where it shouldn't have places. There were rooms containing rooms which, if you entered them, turned out to contain the room you'd started with, which can be a problem if you are in a conga line.Terry Pratchett
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...the proliferation of luminous fungi or iridescent crystals in deep caves where the torchlessly improvident hero needs to see is one of the most obvious intrusions of narrative causality into the physical universe.Terry Pratchett
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Like sheep which, having been driven to a pasture, can now spread out at their leisure, the clouds began to drift. Afternoon sunlight sliced through into the still waters. The boomerang hung in the sky, and the boy thought he would have to find a new word for the way the colours glTerry Pratchett