Quotes From "The Cold Dish" By Craig Johnson

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It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married. Craig Johnson
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I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn. Craig Johnson
3
Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy. Craig Johnson