Quotes From "The Book Of Unholy Mischief" By Elle Newmark

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...unrequited love does not die; it's only beaten down to a secret place where it hides, curled and wounded. For some unfortunates, it turns bitter and mean, and those who come after pay the price for the hurt done by the one who came before. Elle Newmark
To die is nothing, but to live with purpose and...
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To die is nothing, but to live with purpose and integrity, that's something Elle Newmark
Get off me you dirty turnip!
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Get off me you dirty turnip! " "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head! Elle Newmark
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I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and they won't divulge your secrets. Elle Newmark