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Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.Lemony Snicket
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To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.Lemony Snicket
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A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.Lemony Snicket
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Whenever you are examining someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn many interesting things about the person of which you were not previously aware.Lemony Snicket
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Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.Lemony Snicket
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It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.Lemony Snicket
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Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.Lemony Snicket
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People don't always get what they deserve in this world.Lemony Snicket
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The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.Lemony Snicket