1
I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.Lemony Snicket
2
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.Lemony Snicket
3
I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.Lemony Snicket
4
I will love you as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey.Lemony Snicket