Quotes From "Tales From A Notsofabulous Life" By

1
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie! Unknown
2
Hey, get a load of those two! It must be mating season or something... Unknown
3
The next my parents and Brianna come rollin' up in here, I'm gonna scream, "Hey! Why don't y'all just MOVE IN?! Unknown
4
Let your inner DORK shine through. Unknown