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Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud." Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people.Robyn Peterman
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Anyone who discounts you is a dumbass, " I muttered as the golf cart jerked forward." And are you a dumbass?" the Pigeon inquired as she peeked under the tarp." Absolutely not... I'm a smartass.Robyn Peterman
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We need to pull over now, " she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.”" Did it taste like poop?" Hank inquired as he quickly pulled into a rest stop filled with church buses." Since I don't eat poop, " Dima snapped, "I wouldn't know."" But you do eat people?"" I do not eat people, " she yelled." But your people eat people?" I prodded nicely." Occasionally, " she hissed. "And your people sniff each other's asses when in animal form.." She had a point - and a foul one at that.Robyn Peterman