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His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200, 000 of his own savings in wooden socks, an invention that never caught on as he had hoped.Mark Jackman
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The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the butcher, stay for the meat.Mark Jackman
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He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the death of his sister by going down on her best friend for seven days and seven nights.Mark Jackman
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If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.Mark Jackman
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Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.Mark Jackman
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His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen, when in an uncharacteristic error of judgement he invested £200, 000 of his own savings in wooden socks, an invention that never caught on as he had hoped.Mark Jackman
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If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.Mark Jackman