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...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.Christopher Moore
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The Painting is not shit, ' said Lucien.'I know, ' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I am of royal lineage; subterfuge is one of the many talents we carry in our blood, along with guile and hemophilia.Christopher Moore
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Of course they won't bloody remember, they'll be dead.' Then she called him a name in a dead language that translated, roughly, to 'poop on a stick, ' but sounded more succinct, like this: 'Of course they won't bloody remember, they'll be dead, Poopstick.Christopher Moore
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I like a girl with a substantial bottom, ' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.Christopher Moore
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Whistler, ' Manet called. 'How's your mother?Christopher Moore
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Apologies, one loses perspective after spending a week in a brothel.Christopher Moore
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But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age."" I thought you liked redheads."" I do. What's your point?Christopher Moore