Quotes From "Percy Jacksons Greek Gods" By Rick Riordan

Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug. This is why you don't want to think too hard about who you're related to in the Greek myths. It'll drive you crazy. Rick Riordan

I was trying to do you a favor, you silly woman. A few more hours in the fire, and your baby boy would have been immortal! He would’ve grown into a fine young god and brought you eternal honor. Now you’ve ruined the magic. He will simply be human–a great hero, yes, strong and tall, but doomed to a mortal life. He will only be Demophoon, when he could have been Fully Phoon! Phoon the Great! Rick Riordan

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually. Rick Riordan

Psst"he called. The Cyclops lowered his hammer. He turned towards Zeus, but his one big eye had been staring into the flames so long that he couldn't see who was talking." I am not Psst"The Cyclops said " I am Brontes"Oh boy, Zeus thought. This may take a while Rick Riordan

The cave floor rumbled. A large stone emerged from the dirt-a smooth, oval rock exactly the same size and weight as a baby god... She wrapped the stone in swaddling clothes and gave the real baby Zeus to the nymphs to take care of... She marched right up to King Cannibal and shouted, "This is the best baby yet! A fine little boy named, uh, Rocky! Rick Riordan

Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day. Rick Riordan

Behold, my children! " she said. "The instrument of my revenge. I will call it a scythe! " The Titans muttered among themselves: What is that for? Why is it curved? How do you spell scythe? Rick Riordan

Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet. Rick Riordan

Python opened his eyes. "What do you want?"" To sing you songs about my awesomeness! "" Oh, please. Just kill me now."" Okay! " Apollo drew his bow and shot the snake between the eyes. Then he sang a song about his awesomeness. Rick Riordan

Headache! " Zeus bellowed. "Bad. bad headache! " As if to prove his point, the lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, but did nothing for his headache." Aspirin?" Apollo suggested. (he was the god of healing)" Nice cup og tea?" Hestia suggested" I could split your skull open, " offered Hephaestus, the blacksmith god" Hephaestus! " Hera cried. "Don't talk to your father that way! "" What?" Hephaestus demanded "Clearly he's got a problem in there. I could open up the hood and take a look. Might relieve the pressure. Besides, he's immortal. It won't kill him . Rick Riordan

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. Rick Riordan