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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?Graham Chapman
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Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause]. .. I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!Graham Chapman
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We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!Graham Chapman
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When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.Graham Chapman
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.Graham Chapman
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I fart in your general direction.Graham Chapman