1
You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together."" I am, " Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex. It's a powerful force, my boy, and women use it."" Is that why you gave them up?" Will asked, sympathetically. "Did paranoia drive you to celibacy?Jennifer Crusie
2
Who was the moron on the phone?"" Carl Avery, " Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.Jennifer Crusie
3
[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?"" I beg your pardon?"" The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them."" I haven't maimed anyone."" You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with a fork, and you hit Brad over the head with a bottle." Jake shook his head. "And they still ask you out.Jennifer Crusie
4
I'm fine, " Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better."" Bad deduction, " Jessie said. "If that were true, I'd be dating Harrison Ford by now.Jennifer Crusie
5
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.Jennifer Crusie