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I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselves to you. Do this or die.Ilona Andrews
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He plugged the phone into the outlet. It rang. Roman stared at it as if it were a viper. The phone rang again. He unplugged it. “There.” “It can’t be that bad, ” I told him. “Oh, it’s bad.” Roman nodded. “My dad refused to help my second sister buy a house, because he doesn’t like her boyfriend. My mother called him and it went badly. She cursed him. Every time he urinates, the stream arches up and over.Ilona Andrews
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So far I had the god of evil and the god of terror on my side. My good-guy image was taking a serious beating. Maybe I should recruit some unicorns or kittens with rainbow powers to even us out.Ilona Andrews
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Yes, ” Curran said. “We’d like you to officiate.”“ I’m sorry?”“ We’d like you to marry us, ” I said. Roman’s eyes went wide. He pointed to himself. “Me?”“Yes, ” Curran said.“ Marry you?”“ Yes.”“ You do know what I do, right?”“ Yes, ” I said. “You’re Chernobog’s priest.Ilona Andrews