Quotes From "Interesting Times: The Play" By Terry Pratchett

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just...
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Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. Terry Pratchett
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Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A, " said the Bursar. The table fell silent. "Did anyone understand that?" said Ridcully. The Bursar was not technically insane. He had passed through the rapids of insanity som time previously, and was now sculling around in some peaceful pool on the other side. He was quite often coherent, although not by normal human standards. Terry Pratchett
Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting!...
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Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg! Terry Pratchett