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Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger.Sheeja Jose
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On deathbed every single good, bad, ugly moment becomes special.Sheeja Jose
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Proving one’s innocence is as improbable as going to Pluto fora honeymoon. It could take away everything you had in life, dearones, dreams, hopes and, most importantly, the right to have yourfreedom.Sheeja Jose
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A single lie is the father of all liesSheeja Jose
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Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.Sheeja Jose
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My cousins had told me dead people came back as Dracula.Draculas got thirsty at night and drank only blood, leaving themilk and juices in the refrigerator for the house owners. I thought Draculas were cool, they had some manners. Still I didn’t like theidea of anyone drinking blood.Sheeja Jose
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If you wait for God to descend to earth and save youfrom your fuck ups, you will be waiting until youdrop dead.Sheeja Jose