95 Quotes About Punchline

Want to spice up your daily conversations with witty, hilarious, and awkward jokes? Then these punchline quotes will help you come up with the best one liners that will have your friends dying of laughter. You can share these jokes with your friends or just get a good laugh by reading them alone. Check out the collection below and see how many you can get. #Inspirational Quotes Topic: Inspirational Quotes Info: If you find yourself feeling stuck, looking for a little inspiration, or just trying to find a way out of a tough situation, then look no further than this collection of inspirational quotes. They’ve been carefully selected from a variety of sources to provide you with a wealth of knowledge and wisdom that can help you take control of your life by solving problems and finding solutions. #Funny Quotes Topic: Funny Quotes Info: In today’s world, where everything is political and everyone is offended, it’s important to give our friends the freedom to be themselves without being judged Read more

Check out this collection of funny quotes about life. #Quotes about life Topic: Life quotes Info: Life is full of unexpected twists and turns. But without them, we wouldn’t have any positive memories to recall in the future. Sometimes life throws us a curveball when we weren’t expecting it at all.

But it’s not always easy to deal with such situations when we’re facing them for the first time. That’s why there are so many people who refer to their lives as an ‘experience’ because it gives them such valuable lessons and insights. These life quotes show how we should never take things for granted and learn to appreciate everything we have in life so we can be thankful for what we have. #Quotes about friendship Topic: Friendship Quotes Info: We all know that friendship is one of the most important aspects of life and without any doubt, it holds an incredibly significant place in our hearts and minds when we feel down or need some cheering up.

And because friendship is such an important aspect of our lives, we tend to take it very seriously and treat it like our second family which means that we tend to spend a lot of time thinking about our friendships and make sure they stay strong throughout our lives. That’s why these friendship quotes are so incredibly meaningful because they remind us how much value we put on

Be a worthy worker and work will come.
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Be a worthy worker and work will come. Amit Kalantri
Great losses are great lessons.
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Great losses are great lessons. Amit Kalantri
Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.
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Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner. Amit Kalantri
Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.
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Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow. Amit Kalantri
To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is...
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To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth. Amit Kalantri
If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.
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If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation. Amit Kalantri
A farmer is a magician who produces money from the...
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A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud. Amit Kalantri
Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many...
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Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you. Amit Kalantri
An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he...
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An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep. Amit Kalantri
Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a...
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Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism. Amit Kalantri
If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them...
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If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions. Amit Kalantri
Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get...
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Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power. Amit Kalantri
With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in...
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With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war. Amit Kalantri
Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.
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Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble. Amit Kalantri
Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth...
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Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind. Amit Kalantri
Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right...
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Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions. Amit Kalantri
No tricks, no tools, but talent makes a task truly...
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No tricks, no tools, but talent makes a task truly top class. Amit Kalantri
State first, subject second, statesman last.
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State first, subject second, statesman last. Amit Kalantri
Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed.
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Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed. Amit Kalantri
Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in...
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Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood. Amit Kalantri
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Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon. Amit Kalantri
Cowards say it can't be done, critics say it shouldn't...
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Cowards say it can't be done, critics say it shouldn't have been done, creator say well done. Amit Kalantri
During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.
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During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving. Amit Kalantri
If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.
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If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking. Amit Kalantri
Making a product is just an activity, making a profit...
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Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement. Amit Kalantri
Some of us can live without a society but not...
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Some of us can live without a society but not without a family. Amit Kalantri
The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is...
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The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing. Amit Kalantri
He who sacrifices his respect for love basically burns his...
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He who sacrifices his respect for love basically burns his body to obtain the light. Amit Kalantri
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What luck has gave you will probably leave you. Amit Kalantri
When you were making excuses someone else was making enterprise.
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When you were making excuses someone else was making enterprise. Amit Kalantri
In united families, they might sleep with half filled stomach...
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In united families, they might sleep with half filled stomach but no one sleeps with empty stomach. Amit Kalantri
You can take the Indian out of the family, but...
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You can take the Indian out of the family, but you cannot take the family out of the Indian. Amit Kalantri
In your name, the family name is at last because...
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In your name, the family name is at last because it's the family name that lasts. Amit Kalantri
In a democracy government is the God.
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In a democracy government is the God. Amit Kalantri
Common man's patience will bring him more happiness than common...
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Common man's patience will bring him more happiness than common man's power. Amit Kalantri
An invention is a responsibility of the individual, society cannot...
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An invention is a responsibility of the individual, society cannot invent, it can only applaud the invention and inventor. Amit Kalantri
A true professional not only follows but loves the processes,...
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A true professional not only follows but loves the processes, policies and principles set by his profession. Amit Kalantri
A professional who doesn't deliver as committed is not just...
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A professional who doesn't deliver as committed is not just lazy, he is a liar. Amit Kalantri
Good becomes better by playing against better, but better doesn't...
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Good becomes better by playing against better, but better doesn't become the best by playing against good. Amit Kalantri
Let someone else be the most powerful country, make ours...
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Let someone else be the most powerful country, make ours the most peaceful country. Amit Kalantri
A good swordsman is more important than a good sword.
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A good swordsman is more important than a good sword. Amit Kalantri
In any game, the game itself is the prize, no...
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In any game, the game itself is the prize, no matter who wins, ultimately both lose the game. Amit Kalantri
It is the sweat of the servants that make their...
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It is the sweat of the servants that make their squire look smart. Amit Kalantri
Power does not pardon, power punishes.
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Power does not pardon, power punishes. Amit Kalantri
In a democracy, there will be more complaints but less...
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In a democracy, there will be more complaints but less crisis, in a dictatorship more silence but much more suffering. Amit Kalantri
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Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty. Amit Kalantri
Texting is not talking and a phone is not a...
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Texting is not talking and a phone is not a friend. Amit Kalantri
The purpose of a profession is to fulfil the personal...
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The purpose of a profession is to fulfil the personal wishes of a prospect. Amit Kalantri
Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is...
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Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for. Amit Kalantri
Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers.
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Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers. Amit Kalantri
It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses...
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It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead. Amit Kalantri
A poor, who hates power, once become powerful, hates poor.
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A poor, who hates power, once become powerful, hates poor. Amit Kalantri
If your prudence stops you every time from taking an...
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If your prudence stops you every time from taking an action, then you are no more prudent, you are frightened. Amit Kalantri
Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There...
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Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands. Amit Kalantri
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take...
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Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. Amit Kalantri
Hunger gives flavour to the food.
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Hunger gives flavour to the food. Amit Kalantri
With right fashion, every female would be a flame.
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With right fashion, every female would be a flame. Amit Kalantri
Diet food is not a meal its a medicine.
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Diet food is not a meal its a medicine. Amit Kalantri
All worries are less with wine.
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All worries are less with wine. Amit Kalantri
Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they...
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Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories. Amit Kalantri
The salt is to the food, what soul is to...
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The salt is to the food, what soul is to the body. Amit Kalantri
A good food is mouthwatering when you see it and...
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A good food is mouthwatering when you see it and finger licking when you eat it. Amit Kalantri
We love our mother because she cares and also because...
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We love our mother because she cares and also because she cooks. Amit Kalantri
Any girl with a grin never looks grim.
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Any girl with a grin never looks grim. Amit Kalantri
An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a...
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An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a comedy. Amit Kalantri
You cannot choose your face but you can choose your...
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You cannot choose your face but you can choose your dress. Amit Kalantri
During your struggle society is not a bunch of flowers,...
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During your struggle society is not a bunch of flowers, it is a bunch of cactus. Amit Kalantri
In the business people with expertise, experience and evidence will...
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In the business people with expertise, experience and evidence will make more profitable decisions than people with instinct, intuition and imagination. Amit Kalantri
Passion makes you good, but pride stops you to get...
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Passion makes you good, but pride stops you to get better. Amit Kalantri
The smell of the sweat is not sweet, but the...
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The smell of the sweat is not sweet, but the fruit of the sweat is very sweet. Amit Kalantri
The mistakes of the world are warning message for you.
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The mistakes of the world are warning message for you. Amit Kalantri
Don't mention your move before you make a move.
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Don't mention your move before you make a move. Amit Kalantri
The decision is your own voice, an opinion is the...
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The decision is your own voice, an opinion is the echo of someone else's voice. Amit Kalantri
Fear of failure is fiction, face this fact and fear...
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Fear of failure is fiction, face this fact and fear will fall. Amit Kalantri
A powerful process automatically takes care of progress, productivity and...
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A powerful process automatically takes care of progress, productivity and profits. Amit Kalantri
In general, poor is polite and rich is rude.
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In general, poor is polite and rich is rude. Amit Kalantri
Anything which you have in profusion is poison
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Anything which you have in profusion is poison Amit Kalantri
Prudence is precaution, prudence is protection.
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Prudence is precaution, prudence is protection. Amit Kalantri
Most of the people readily accept the principle but resist...
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Most of the people readily accept the principle but resist its practice. Amit Kalantri
An assembly is extra slow in taking actions.
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An assembly is extra slow in taking actions. Amit Kalantri
If where you are is worthwhile then where you are...
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If where you are is worthwhile then where you are from doesn't matter. Amit Kalantri
For few matters you need to be solo, for some...
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For few matters you need to be solo, for some matters you need soul mate and for many matters you need society, Amit Kalantri
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If she says goodbye, someone else will say hi. Amit Kalantri
In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than...
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In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love. Amit Kalantri
Civilians enjoy their time because soldiers sacrifice their time.
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Civilians enjoy their time because soldiers sacrifice their time. Amit Kalantri
Before we complicated life with money, machines and missiles we...
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Before we complicated life with money, machines and missiles we did well with morals, manpower and meetings. Amit Kalantri
Mixing old wine with new wine is stupidity, but mixing...
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Mixing old wine with new wine is stupidity, but mixing old wisdom with new wisdom is maturity. Amit Kalantri
Simplicity saves strength.
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Simplicity saves strength. Amit Kalantri
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Action achieves ambition. Amit Kalantri
Rich can live better than poor but they cannot live...
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Rich can live better than poor but they cannot live without poor. Amit Kalantri
We men are fascinated by the things we don't really...
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We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts. Criss Jami
I'm not stupid... I'm just too lazy to show you...
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I'm not stupid... I'm just too lazy to show you the extend of my knowledge! Oreki Houtarou
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Listen with an open mind, gather all the incoming information, both verbal and non-verbal and be careful not to ignore things you don’t wish to hear. Don’t make assumptions or jump to conclusions. The punchline usually comes at the end! Graham Speechley
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If you have dreams, we give them wings IBL Infotech