Quotes From "Getting Rid Of Bradley" By Jennifer Crusie

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He won’t say no, but who cares if he does? Do it. Hell, guys go through this every time they make a move on a woman, and none of them has died yet. In many cases, that is, of course, unfortunate, but rejection is definitely not lethal. Go get him. Jennifer Crusie
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Anthony watched him, dumbfounded, and then turned to Lucy. “What have you done with Zack’s brain?” Lucy stood to follow Zack. “What brain? I don’t think he has one. I think he’s just one giant exposed nerve ending. I swear sometimes at night, I can hear his neurons snapping like popcorn. Jennifer Crusie
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Dont shave, I like it. It helps with one of my new fantasies."" Yeah ?"Zack shifted a little to the center on top of him for maximum pleasure." What new fantasy is that ?"Lucy grinned, the sleepiness in her smile melting into guile." The one about the innocent schoolteacher and the vicious, uncivilized cop. Want to play ?""Sure."Zack ran his hands up her back." Who do you want to be ?""I, of course will be the innocent schoolteacher" Lucy batted her eyes at him." Which makes me the cop. All right you have the right to remain naked." Lucy laughed. . Jennifer Crusie