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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. –T-SHIRTDarynda Jones
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When life hands you lemons say, " Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper stickerDarynda Jones
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Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted to using vocal sound effects. When Agent Carson picked up, I started my performance. "Agent.. Agent Carson, " I said, panting into the phone." Yes, Charley." She seemed unimpressed, but I wasn't about to stop now." I-- I know who the kshshshshshsh are."" I'm a little busy right now, Davidson. What is a Ksh, and why do I care?"" I'm sorry. My kshshsh.. is kshshsh.. ing." I repeat. What is a Ksh? And why do I care if it is ksh-ing?" She was a tough one. I knew I should have waited and bought a Butterfinger at the Jug-N-Chug. Those wrappers crakled like Rice Krispies on a Saturday morning. "You aren't listeni--kshshsh."" You're really bad at this."" Bank ro-ksh-ers. I know who they kshshsh."" Charley, if you don't cut this crap out." I hung up and turned off my phone before she could figure out what I was trying not to tell her and call back. .Darynda Jones
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I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn’t my style. Heckling them every chance I got was. Hopefully she’d screw up soon. I didn’t have all day.Darynda Jones
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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done. –T-SHIRTDarynda Jones