Quotes From "Faking It" By Jennifer Crusie

Pain changes us. Mine made me want to be perfect, so that no one would ever want to leave me again. Cora Carmack

Because you've got balls of steel.' I hated when people said that, like it assumed strength and being a male were synonymous. There was strength in being a woman. 'Spence, I don't have balls. Good thing, too, because they'd look terrible in the lingerie I'm wearing. Cora Carmack

Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo Cora Carmack

Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia Leah Marie Brown

Even the good things from our pasts still only belonged in the past Cora Carmack

I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo Cora Carmack

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent. Jennifer Crusie

Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others. Jennifer Crusie

Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love. Jennifer Crusie

If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss. Leah Marie Brown

You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it. Jennifer Crusie

He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him. What?' Ronald said. I didn't say anything.' You're breathing heavy. Jennifer Crusie

We should live like we smoke– inhale the present and exhale the past. Cora Carmack

I’ll take my chances against your fickle heart if it means it’s mine. Cora Carmack

But sometimes you don’t know what you’re looking for until it’s already knocked you flat on your back. Cora Carmack

Her eyes were a bottomless ocean that I would give up air to explore. Cora Carmack

Apparently having emotions equated to having a vagina. Cora Carmack

Oi, doll, ignore him, ' said Sia, using a notebook to fan her face. 'Sweet lord, I'm like a human hot-water bottle wrapped in doona in front of a heater at the moment. And did I tell you about the constant farting? Gabrielle Tozer

Oh how I had underestimated tender kisses. Cora Carmack

Your pain made you strong. It made youpassionate and alive. It made us both who we are. -Cade Cora Carmack