Quotes From "Dont Worry It Gets Worse: One Twentysomethings (Mostly Failed) Attempts At Adulthood" By Alida Nugent

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Being at home was like a mattress to fall back on with the smallest of peas on the bottom, just large enough to bother the princess. I was damn lucky that I had a place to call home, but I didn't like the feeling of stealing my parents food and being unable to tell them when I could ever afford my own. Alida Nugent
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If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. Alida Nugent