Quotes From "Doctor Sally" By P.g. Wodehouse

Suiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness...
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Suiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?'' Oh, rather! '' What do you do about it?'' I generally take a couple of cocktails. P.g. Wodehouse
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Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?'' Oh, rather! '' What do you do about it?'' I generally take a couple of cocktails. P.g. Wodehouse
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Water! ' cried Marie.'Vinegar! ' recommended the bell-boy.' Eu-de- Cologne! ' said Bill.'Pepper! ' said Lord Tidmouth.Mary had another suggestion.' Give her air! ' So had the bell-boy.' Slap her hands! ' Lord Tidmouth went further.' Sit on her head! ' he advised. P.g. Wodehouse
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If you don't want me to attend the patient I'll go.'' But she can't see a doctor now.'' Why not?'' She isn't well. P.g. Wodehouse
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