Quotes From "Bite Me" By Parker Blue

What are you?” he demanded. “A slayer?
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What are you?” he demanded. “A slayer?" I rolled my eyes. “The name's Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men? Parker Blue
Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the...
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Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass. Christopher Moore
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I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck. Christopher Moore
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As my daddy would say, time to start the killin Shelly Laurenston
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…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero. Christopher Moore