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What are you?” he demanded. “A slayer?" I rolled my eyes. “The name's Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men?Parker Blue
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Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.Christopher Moore
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I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.Christopher Moore
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As my daddy would say, time to start the killinShelly Laurenston
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…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.Christopher Moore