Quotes From "Bitch Planet Vol 1: Extraordinary Machine" By Kelly Sue DeConnick

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What every girl should know: Your vagina is disgusting. It smells like the underside of a kangaroo pouch and he doesn't want to touch you because of the grossness. But thankfully, NEW brand douche, perfected by a leading gynecologist, gently cleanses and refreshes, making you feel feminine and special. Because what's more special than a vage filled with vinegar and chemical daisies? Also available in SPICY CINNAMON TACO, for the girl adventurer. . Kelly Sue DeConnick
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When they play MARRY/FUCK/KILL, you'll never be KILL again! Kelly Sue DeConnick
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Nothing is compulsory. Free will is paramount. But free will comes with the burden of consequences. Kelly Sue DeConnick