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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.Chetan Bhagat
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How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?Chetan Bhagat
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Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.Chetan Bhagat
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We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.Chetan Bhagat
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.Chetan Bhagat
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Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.Chetan Bhagat
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These stupid biases and discrimination are the reason our country is so screwed up. It's Tamil first, Indian later. Punjabi first, Indian later. It has to end. National anthem, national currency, national teams - still, we won't marry our children outside our state. How can this intolerance be good for our country?Chetan Bhagat
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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a TamilianChetan Bhagat
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She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-lawChetan Bhagat
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I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.Chetan Bhagat
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I saw [Chennai]. It had the usual Indian elements like autos, packed public buses, hassled traffic cops and tiny shops that sold groceries, fruits, utensils, clothes or novelty items. However, it did feel different. First, the sign in every shop was in Tamil. The Tamil font resembles those optical illusion puzzles that give you a headache if you stare at them long enough. Tamil women, all of them, wear flkowers in their hair. Tamil men don't believe in pants and wear lungis even in shopping districts. The city is filled with film posters. The heroes' pictures make you feel even your uncles can be movie stars. The heroes are fat, balding, have thick moustaches and the heroine next to them is a ravishing beauty. .Chetan Bhagat
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The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us..the worst part is we can't say who is whoChetan Bhagat