On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.

Allie Brosh
On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw...
On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw...
On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw...
On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw...
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I am someone who would throw sand at children. It is not that I would actually throw sand at children. Instead, when people use the phrase “I would throw sand at children,” they mean that even though they know in their heart of hearts that they would never do such a thing, in their minds they can see themselves behaving in a way that is morally reprehensible.

Source: Hyperbole And A Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, And Other Things That Happened

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