Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

Chelsea Handler
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Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. Men have a tendency to assume that they can get a woman to be interested in them after a first date. This is a mistake, as women only want to sleep with men who are genuinely interested in them. After a first date, a woman will want to know whether you are truly into her or just trying to get into her pants. If you don’t feel that you have the ability to see the woman again, don’t bother pursuing her.

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