Dani AlexanderPeter to Austin:"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.
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Peter to Austin:"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7." This quote is a reference to the movie "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" in which the super spy has a hard on at all times and has to inject himself with Viagagapam when he feels it is needed. The quote basically says that when you have a hard on, you can't think straight and so therefore, it's best to be in the mood all the time.
Source: Shattered Glass
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