Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right? Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?' Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?Dave Barry
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For those who don't understand, a credit card is a device that a consumer uses to borrow money from a bank. When the consumer has enough money to pay back the loan, he pays the bank by using his credit card.
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