I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

Scott Westerfeld
I spilled more times than a glass of milk on...
I spilled more times than a glass of milk on...
I spilled more times than a glass of milk on...
I spilled more times than a glass of milk on...
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If you’ve ever spilled something on yourself and had to get a big wipe and start over, you understand the frustration of the experience. It’s even more frustrating when you spill something on yourself during someone else’s birthday party. The odds are that there is a reason why spilled milk doesn’t happen to everyone, but it can definitely happen to someone. It doesn’t necessarily mean that there is anything wrong with the milk, but it could be that you were holding it wrong.

Source: Uglies

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