You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Tamora Pierce
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
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A buttered muffin is a well-liked and well-cooked food item. If you look as scary as a buttered muffin, then you are no longer scary. However, if you look as scary as a buttered muffin, then you need to exercise more because you are losing weight.

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