To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

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To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. This phrase is often used by people who want to talk about how alcohol can solve a problem, or describe a problem that was once solved by alcohol. The phrase "to alcohol" is actually a noun phrase (a piece of information that can be used as a subject) meaning "for alcohol." So, when you say "to alcohol," you're saying "for alcohol" - like "I'm going home for dinner."

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