Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.

Carl Hiaasen
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper...
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper...
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper...
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper...
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Many people, especially those who claim to be Christians, believe that God is their co-pilot and that everything that they do and say should be done and said for the good of mankind. If God were your co-pilot you’d see the world as a perfect place with no hurt or pain. But, as we all know, the world is not like this. Instead it is filled with hurt and pain. You should be able to take responsibility for your actions and not expect to blame someone else for your mistakes.

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