But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I'm going to blame John Cusack. Chuck Klosterman
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John Cusack has played the romantic lead in three of the most popular romantic comedies of all time: Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, and Say Anything Again. People who have watched these movies can testify that they are all about great love. There's no question that the audience will be engrossed in the movie and then they will be swept away by the romance of it all. When I watch these movies I get so invested in the characters that I wonder whether I will ever find true love.

But when I watch John Cusack I wonder whether anyone will ever love me. The thing is, John Cusack doesn't seem to understand how to act like a human being with emotions or thoughts or feelings or anything else that makes him an actual person in the world.

Source: Sex, Drugs, And Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

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