George CarlinHow can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
About This Quote
At first glance, this quote appears to be a direct attack on God. However, the point is that God’s presence and omnipotence make it difficult to believe that He has not created something before which was perfect. We know how much God loves us and we know that His plan for creation was perfect. He must have known what He was doing.
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