You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway. Scott Adams
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"I'm not one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway." It's one thing to express strong opinions. It's quite another to taunt people with cruelty. That's what this quote does.

It insults the person while simultaneously threatening them with violence if their position doesn't change his philosophy on being a vegetarian. It's bullying behavior which doesn't have anything to do with being a vegetarian or vegan.

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