Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck." Phury: "That was you?" Z:" You think it was Santa Claus or some shit?

J.r. Ward
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About This Quote

A reference to the famous "Santa Clause" case, in which a child who believed that Santa Claus would kidnap her if she didn't do good that year.

Source: Lover Awakened

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