George CarlinTHINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.
About This Quote
This one is a fun one. It's basically like a dare to call the cops, and it works because most people don't want to deal with the aftermath of getting arrested. Like any dare, you've got to make sure you can get away with it without being caught.
Source: Brain Droppings
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