Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

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Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

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More Quotes By Steve Merrick

1. My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.

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2. BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.

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3. Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

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4. I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.

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5. I have zero respect for knowledge, that’s what computers are for. Imagination is the kicker because imagination can extrapolate, create and solve, Knowledge is just facts and shit. Mostly irrelevant.” Kego O'Grady in The Navigator By Steve Merrick

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