Dear Bill (O'Reilly)..I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!. Roger Ebert
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Bill O'Reilly is a conservative talk show host. In the story called "Squeaky the Chicago Mouse" from the book, "The Annotated Classic Fairy Tales" written by Brothers Grimm, the mouse was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. He called out: "Raise the bridge! I have an erection!" The bridge operator called for help and a bridge tender came out to look at Squeaky. The mouse made a rude remark to the bridge tender and he lifted up Squeaky's penis with a stick so that it would not cause a traffic accident.

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