If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Jack Handy
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. - If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. - If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. - If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

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