I'm pretty sure my parents arepretending they are sick. I know because I taught them bothto do that little trick. You blow your nose and hold your headand claim your brain is breaking. And so, a pro like me would knowmy folks are clearly faking. A little thing I learned in schoolconvinced me I am right. My parents are supposed to meetmy principal tonight. Ted Scheu
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The above quote is a little bit creepy because it implies that our parents do not love us and are only pretending to care for us in order to get what they want. If this is true, why do we put up with our parents? The answer is simple: we don’t have a choice, so we have to go along with them until we can get away from them.

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