My mother tells me I do not chew my food enough; she says I am making it harder for my body to get the essential nutrients it needs. If she were here, I would remind her that I am eating a blueberry Pop-Tart.

Joe Dunthorne
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Blueberries are filled with antioxidants, which are vital to our well-being. Antioxidants are molecules that protect our bodies from damage, and they are crucial for the maintenance of good health. That’s why they look so healthy in packaged fruit.

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